Why I'm better than you

I found a typing game on Fazed, so I thought it would be fun to try. End result?



That's right - 113 words per minute. This is the part where the rest of the blogging world quivers up into a tiny, insignificant ball, as they suddenly realize that I can outblog the rest of the Internet nearly 2 to 1. Heck, I even read faster than all of you.

There is no escape. Resistance is futile.